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Theyre about to save the world; they just dont want
to get caught doing it.
Zeke, Milo, and Brandon are struggling to keep their environmental
protest group, GreensWord, alive. It impresses chicks and sure beats getting jobs as
corporate serfs in the real world. But their chief benefactor, movie star Matthew
Barrington, threatens to cut off funding unless they stop global warming before his Malibu
beach house slides into the storm-tossed ocean. In their desperate effort to save
the beach house and their organization, the GreensWord trio is willing to try almost
anything. But nothing is fast enough to stop global warming in time. . .until they
think of the unthinkable solution.
If that means they also take out the reigning internet tycoon and his
monopolistic Seattle software company, that's just organic frosting on the vegan cake.
And although they may be crazed fanatics, they've watched
enough T.V. to think they know exactly what to do to foil any investigation of their noble
crime.
GREENSWORD is a dark comedy about the environment,
extremism, stupid criminals, and the lengths to which people will go to avoid getting a
real job. See reviews below.
From the American Library Association's Booklist :
"A novel about three slacker
environmentalists may seem an unlikely vehicle for edge-of-the-seat suspense, yet
Bingles satirical ecoterrorist thriller just might haunt readers nightmares
for days. Zeke, Milo, and Brandon are twentysomething conservationists whose only
claim to fame, aside from a little TV footage spotlighting their faltering
environmentalist organization, GreensWord, is their dubious relationship to action movie
star Matthew Barrington. Desperate to save his lavish Malibu
beachfront property from global-warming-induced surf damage, Barrington
cuts GreensWord a million-dollar check, stipulating that its recipients do something about
the ecological crisis immediately. Their
ensuing, hare-brained schemes to put the money to good use only generate legal woes until
they hit upon one that seems fool-proof: purchasing a rogue Russian nuclear warhead and
smuggling it into a cave at the base of Mount
Rainier.
With a detonation that triggers massive volcanic eruptions and atmospheric ash, global
warming will come to a halt. Needless to
say, nothing goes quite as planned, and Bingles storytelling acumen makes the
scenario all too chillingly plausible."-- Carl Hays
From Library Journal: "Zeke, Milo,
and Brandon,
members of a tiny ecoprotest group called GreensWord, aim to stop global warming before
the beach house of their prime (and only) benefactor, actor Matthew Barrington, slides
into the ocean. When Barrington threatens to cut off their funding, the enterprising trio
steps up its timetable and changes its agenda from painting ... roofs ... white to
deflect the sun's heat to a plan that rivals the worst nightmares of everyone living in
the nuclear age. The author of Forced Conversion demonstrates his talent for dark
comedy in the style of Kurt Vonnegut and Victor Gischler. Bingle takes aim at both sides
of the global warming controversy, addressing global complexities in comedic trappings for
a cautionary tale that belongs in most libraries."
Says Hugo and Nebula Award Winner, Robert J. Sawyer: "Science fiction has
always been a great vehicle for biting satire and social commentaryfrom H. G. Wells' The
Time Machine right on up to Donald Bingle's engrossing GREENSWORD. Bingle
is a terrific writer."
Says USA Today Bestselling Author of the Warlands trilogy, Elizabeth
A Vaughan: "I loved GREENSWORD.
The characters made me laugh right out loud, but the actions of this
group of half-cocked people, with a half-assed plan, had me gasping in horror as their
implausible schemes became all too plausibly real. Suddenly, the twists of the chilling
plot had me turning the pages, unable to look away from the macabre tale and yet still
chuckling guiltily as the story reached its terrifying climax in a horribly real way.
GREENSWORD is a darkly humorous, gripping thriller that combines
environmental imperatives, terrorist activities, and sex in ways that still make me wake
up in a cold sweat, months after reading the book, convinced that it could
happen."
Says Joseph A. Morris, conservative political commentator: "Donald Bingle's GREENSWORD is great science fiction,
but it is also raucous political satire. With irony and wit worthy of Jonathan
Swift, he exposes the fundamental conceit that drives extremists of all kinds:
Absolute conviction that all the accumulated, hard-earned, wisdom of the past
is nothing in comparison with the light bulb that just went off in their heads.
Bingle is a master story-teller and his stories are worth telling."
Says Romance Reviews Today: "Zeke, Milo, and Brandon form the core
membership of an environmental group known as GreensWord. Their goal is to stop global
warming. Their main indeed their only sponsor is Matthew Barrington, a
somewhat washed up movie star, who has a house in Malibu that he believes is threatened by
global warming. Barrington wants action and he wants it now. He offers a million
dollars to the group to solve the problem with the proviso that if it is not done within
months, he will move his funding to a group that can get results. The three young men toss
around various ideas before settling on one they believe will immediately affect the
warming; they intend to set a nuclear warhead off on Mt. Rainier. This should solve the
problem and make them heroes, right?
Donald J. Bingle has written a dark, comedic satire on the dangers of extremism on either
side of any issue, but global warming in particular. He states that nobody said
environmentalism was easy and proceeds to illustrate how people are carried away by
their idealism with a scenario out of our nightmares. Zeke, Milo and Brandon try to plan
for everything, but nothing goes as planned. The characters in the story are somewhat
heavy-handed, almost drawn as caricatures. I was not sure a book about such a dark subject
could hold my interest, but it did make me think. This is a year when the American public
will receive many calls to action and we cannot be manipulated by fear. I agree with Mr.
Bingle; we need to think and listen first, but we also need a sense of humor about it all.
GREENSWORD is dark, ironic, but humorous as well."--
Lisa Baca
Donald J. Bingle is a published author of short stories and
adventures in the science fiction, fantasy, horror, and comedy genres. His first
novel, Forced Conversion, was published by Five Star Publishing in November, 2004. You can get Dons complete writing resume' at
www.orphyte.com/donaldjbingle.
GREENSWORD was initially written as a screenplay and film
rights are available. Interested agents and producers may contact Don at:
Donald J. Bingle
5N085 Crane Road
St. Charles, Illinois 60175
312-807-4248
orphyte@aol.com
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